Bro Jay's Dictionary
blower
n. blower
- Some type of situation or circumstance that blows you.
adj. blown
- A state of being in which one experiences a moment of utter disgust and/or sheer disappointment.
Looking back over the last 6 hours of this morning, all I can say is: "
What A Blower!".
I had a dream last night (early this morning) that was so real, so in my face, and such a
blower that I woke up
blown! Really, the dream was so real that I thought it actually happened. It took me an additional 10 minutes post-waking up to realize that it was just in-fact only a dream. Despite my best efforts, this feeling carried through and set the course for my drive to work. Somehow I forgot it was back to school day. Traffic was insanely heavy, so I just knew I would be late to work,
blower! I ended up behind a school bus that had to stop at ever railroad, which is good, but still a
blower! Then I ended up behind a white utility van, geeez.... but I can't complain because whoever was driving put the pedal to the metal. BUT just then a firetruck responding to an emergency jumps in front of us,
blower! Not only that but the rescue truck travels the same direction I'm heading,
blower. Then it stops right in front of us.
Blower,
blower,
blower! So after I whisper a prayer for the victims I got back to being
blown.... hahahah... figures, but shortly after, I start to get a grip as I'm listening to "I Told The Storm". I just knew that I would be extremely late to work, but I made it in at 8:07am... WoooHoooo. So then I'm feeling better.
So now,
now,
I am totally blown to
little crispity chewy chocolate bite-size pieces.
God Help Me!