Saturday, October 14, 2006

The Chronicles of Cellular Horror Stories


"The Beginning"


Have you ever dropped your phone in the toilet? Had it run over by a school bus? Smashed it in your car door?.............
Well I want your story!!! Send it to me TODAY!!!

I've found that no two stories are alike. Even if someone you know has a story that sounds similar to yours, chances are, there are a lot of differences, and so, I STILL WANT IT!


In honor of my 50th blog post I've decided to start an ongoing series about the unforgettable woes of our past cell phone experiences. I'm giving everyone the opportunity to explain one, two, or a few of their worst & funniest cell phone horror stories. All you have to do is send them to me through the comment section (below) of this post :) I'm calling it, "The Chronicles of Cellular Horror Stories"... Muahahahaha. Muahahaha. Muahahaha..(~cough~) (~cough~).... Muahahaha.....lol


Wait Wait Wait.... I Still Don't Get It... Huh...
How Does This Work???


Who: Those of us who've had frightening things happen to our cell phones.
What: Short cell phone horror stories
When: Starting Today! Send me your story.
Why: For entertainment, information, and laughter.
How: Click the link at the bottom that says "Comments" and write me your story there.

Looking ahead: Episode One - comes from the Library of Ubenstein! (my brother)




1 comment:

Miss Giselle said...

You mean up to now no one has bothered to post a Chronical Cell Horror Story?!! What! This will never do! I think you should repost this Jay! Let me go 'head on and add my story...

...It's simple, I came home from church and dropped my jacket on the floor of my room cus I was pooped! I still had my 4 inch heels on by the way. So I'm pacing my room looking for my earring that fell out my ear when I took my jacket off. I pulled my room apart looking for that cute earring when all of a sudden I heard a crack. I'm thinking, "Oh snap, I done stepped on my earring." Well, I looked down to see what it was...I stepped on my phone...with the heel of my shoe!! It resulted in a huge crack across the front screen of my it (Raz-r). Now me being the Ms. Save-A-Buck that I am, I neglected to take out insurance on my phone when I first got it. Now it's gonna cost $175 to fix...and am I gonna pay that? NOPE! Why? Because I paid $200 for the darn thing! Now I'm walking around with a handicap phone and a crack screen and I can't blame anyone for my demise but me, myself, and I! Don't you hate that?!!

Well, that's my story Jay...Chronicle #1 ;-)